Friday, March 28, 2014: A serious, informed, credible source of footy news...

As any good football blog should, we had planned to write about football today. Not the ASADA, Buddy Franklin's Mercedes type of football, but the actual kickings and markings and other goings on within the confines of that thin white line.

This wasn't just a pipe dream. We had plans, plans that extended well beyond the couch at Smother House. We bought tickets and caught trains and were actually prepared for today's Smother to be a serious, informed, credible source of footy news... only to be sabotaged by a range of unrelated factors that conspired to leave us now crippled and broken, typing with one finger while the hangover just refuses to subside. We have but a few points on last nights game.