August 20, 2014: Stomping on chips...

So, imagine you're eating a bag of chips. You offer one to the bloke next to you, only for him to take it, throw it on the ground on stamp on it. He asks for another one. You, assuming maybe the first one was an accident, oblige him. He throws that one on the ground. Then he asks for a third, you give it to him. Sure enough, that chip too is stomped in to the floor.

Now, do you give Melbourne another priority pick?.

In the news...
Our favourite senile senior citizen is at it again. Madhouse has this time declaring his love for taggers. "There is a place for taggers. We're not all gifted like some of the superstars." he said in his weekly counselling session.

Best and Smartest? Ross Lyon believes that Nat Fyfe must be smarter in order to avoid losing more Brownlow medals. "In the heat of the moment, it doesn't take much to go wrong and find yourself in trouble" said Lyon.

Crows Defender Matthew Jaensch has re-signed at the Crows until 2016. "I'm really enjoying my footy" he said, echoing the sentiments of every player this season to sign a new deal.