Friday, June 6, 2014: Potentially the worst Smother ever...

"It's a late Smother, yes."
"No, it's not very long."
"Jokes? Nah, not really."
"What are you paying us for? You don't pay us, we've been surviving on stale CC's from Costco for two months"
"No, I don't think anyone will read it"

-An excerpt from Alfonzo Smother copping a bollocking from The Big Cheese for today's shite effort at a Smother. 

We're sorry, have a good weekend. See you Tuesday.

In the news....
Popular football blog The Smother has had to issue an apology for a late, and rather awful, edition today. "We got caught up playing Superstar International Cricket, we will ensure this never happens again" said a spokesman.

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